what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Women's rights

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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