- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

You having friends.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Face Hunter is scum

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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