The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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LOL

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Bob Saget that is all

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HEY!

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Anti Joke

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