A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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tea with milk?

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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