The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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arena football

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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