wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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