- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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