- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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