- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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