i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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