Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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