Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

You having friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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