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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

knock knock... ...no answer

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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