- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What has two legs? Half a cat

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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