- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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