If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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