What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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