- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

knock knock

rabbits running in my bathroom!

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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