- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

nolan is gay

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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