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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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