Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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