- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Prostitution is bad.......

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Take part of what?

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Penis.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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