What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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