- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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