- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

men's rights activists

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What would u like to drink?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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