What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Gordon Brown smiles.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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