What is the name of the car? What

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Pickles are moist.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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