A man walks into a bar

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Your mother is average.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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