How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Donald Trump

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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YOLO

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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