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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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