how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Kim Kardashian.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Women's Rights

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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