- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Poop.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

Netball.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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