A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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A man walks into a bar.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Anti Joke

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