why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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mitt romney

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

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