Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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