What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

My life

The Bible

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What's 1+1? 4.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

make me a sandwich!

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

wanna hear a joke? no

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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