A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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