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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Winking at old people

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

The joke below me is retarded

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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