Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Penis.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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