What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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A black person in the NHL

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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