why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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pussy enough said

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Gay rights

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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