Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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A black person in the NHL

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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