What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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