- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Popsicles

Women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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