- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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