What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Laura Pratz..

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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