Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Penis.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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A black person in the NHL

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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