- Anti Joke

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

knock knock who's there? faith

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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