mikey is cute

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

baloney sandwich

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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