Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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