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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Santa isn't real

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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