A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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