- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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