- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What do you do at a club? You club.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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