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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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