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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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su algato es en fuego

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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