What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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