- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

I am quite mature.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Who wants $300? Me too.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

jd and zach loves vigina

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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