Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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