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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

a person who will soon die of beeties

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

a person who will soon die of beeties

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Terry has ebola

Christ is a conspiracy

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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