- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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